laura_seabrook | OS + Spammer Quiz (Reply)

You are Windows 98. You're a bit flaky, but well-liked. You don't have a great memory, but everyone seems to know you. A great person to hang out with and play some games.

Which OS are You?

...yep - that's me alright (infected by _blubloo_)!

You are alice kobe. You are the wife of late Brigadier - Gen. Maxwell Kobe former ECOMOG ARMY COMMANDER in Sierra Leone. You have suffered hardship and maltreatment in the hands of your husbands family. You have $25.5 million to share.

Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Golly! I didn't know that there were so
many different types of Nigerian Spammers!

The full list of Smappers

You are Alice Kobe, You are the wife of late Brigadier General Maxwell Kobe former ECOMOG ARMY COMMANDER in Sierra Leone. You have suffered hardship and maltreatment in the hands of your husbands's family. You ahve $25.5 million to share

You are DAVID ALETE. You are the personal assistant to former President of Liberia, Charles Taylor. You have money from diamond sales which you wish to move with my assistance. All your calls are being monitored.

You are Farouk Bello. You are Executive Director of Commercial Bank of Africa. Your client was in a car accident along the shagamu express road. You can't find his relatives so you want to share his $25.4 million with me. You require my positive response.

You are FLORENCE OKAN. YOUR FATHER IS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT FROM IVORY COAST. HE TOOK YOU SO SPECIAL. YOU NOW LIVE IN GHANA. YOUR FATHER WAS POISONED. YOU WANT TO SHARE HIS MONEY WITH ME.

You are GODFREY UGO. You are the Chairman of the Contract Debt Investigation and Payment Commission for the government of Nigeria. You have $200 Million that you wish to give away 25%. Your business is 100% risk free.

You are Hassan Kubu. Your cousin was a top officer in the former government of Saddam Hussein. You're willing to share 25% of $16,000,000. No one is aware of this money. You enjoy pottery and credit card scams.

$You are Kairet Mustapha. You have a heart full of anxiety and sorrow. Your husband was the Chief Security Officer for the ex-President of Nigeria. You have $30 million in an account in Ghana though you can\'t afford a comfortable meal. You want to give me 20%.$

You are Larry Koffi. You are director in charge auditing and collecting Union Togolaise De Banque Lome, Togo West Africa. You came across $44.5 million of a dead person in your bank. You will give me 25% to be his NEXT OF KIN. You like red jelly beans.

You are LAWRENCE OBI. You are Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Lagos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 million that BARRY KELLY who died with a WILL left in your bank. You put the money in two trunks and want me to claim the money.

You are Luisa Estrada. You are the wife of the former President of the Philippines. You wish me to go to Amsterdam to help you collect $30 million which you siphoned off. You enjoy reading, and stealing money from the poor.

You are Musa Ibrahim. YOU ARE AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORP. YOU WISH TO REMIT $21 MILLION TO MY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING. YOU ENJOY BICYCLING AND TYPING IN ALL-CAPS.

You are Peterson Bolinga. YOU ARE REPRESENTING THE BOARD OF THE CONTRACT AWARD COMMITTEE OF THE ZAMBIAN MINISTRY OF MINING COMMISSION. YOU HAVE $30,500,000 TO SHARE. YOU SEEK MY ASSISTANCE.

You are Princess Agbani. You are a student at the University of Nigeria, Lagos. You got my name through the chember of comerse. You have $21,350,000 to share, which your father, the king, left you. You have trouble spelling.

You are ruth jawad. Your husband, who worked in Kuwaiti embassy in Sudan recently died. You are battling cancer and fibroid problems. You are seeking a Christian organization to share 20% of your $10,500,000. Your dream rests on me.

You are Sesay Massaquoe. YOU ARE MY FRIEND. YOU ESCAPED SIERRA LEONE TO THE NETHERLANDS. YOU WANT TO INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FAMILY AS YOUR FOREIGN TRUSTED PARTNER. YOU HAVE $30.5 MILLION TO SHARE.

You are Salatu Mustapha. Your husband was the personal assistant to Sani Abacha of Nigeria. You send proposals with due sense of humanity, responsibility, and few awareness. You have $6.5 million to share You are being probed. You need my help.

You are Susan Gezi.Your father was killed by a planned motor accident. He was the former Zimbabwean Minister for Youth & Gender Equality. You have $22,000,000 to share. You want to assure me this transaction is 100% risk free.