Another Boding Meme

[laura_seabrook]

Infected from kath_ballantyne's post.

Bold the ones that apply
[Comments in braces]

Cut for the uninterested:

• I am currently single.
• I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father.
• I am good at styling other people’s hair.
• I am left handed.
• I am married.
• I am obsessed with my blog/Live Journal.
• I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
• I am procrastinating by filling out this list.
• I am resentful that I have/had to grow up.
• I am very shy around the opposite/same sex.       
  [which "opposite" sex?]
• I am, or was, pigeon-toed.
• I bite my nails.
• I can be paranoid at times.
• I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go.
• I collect picture frames.
• I consider myself to be a "nerd".         
  [geek, maybe]
• I currently have a crush on someone.
• I currently regret something that I have done.
• I curse frequently.
• I do not believe people are inherently good or evil.
• I don’t hate anyone.
• I enjoy country music.
• I enjoy jazz music.
• I enjoy smoothies.
• I enjoy talking on the phone.
• I have a car.
• I have a cell/mobile phone.    
  [though it's currently broke]
• I have a hard time paying attention at school.
• I have a hidden talent.
• I have a hobby.
• I have a lot to learn.
• I have a pet.           
  [4]
• I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
• I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" girl/guy.
• I have all my grandparents, none of them have died.
• I have at least one brother and/or sister.
• I have avoided work to play with my blog.
• I have been in a real relationship.
• I have been in a threesome.
• I have been rejected by someone.
• I have been the "psycho ex" in a past relationship.
• I have been to an anime convention.
• I have been to another country.
• I have been to Europe.
• I have been to Las Vegas.         
  [Las Vegas? Big deal CSI territory]
• I have been told that I am very smart.
• I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humour.
• I have broken a bone.
• I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
• I have changed a diaper.
• I have changed a lot over the past year.
• I have cheated on a significant other.
• I have counted down the days until the summer.   
  [gahhh!]
• I have dated a close friend’s ex.
• I have dated someone 10 years (or more) older or younger than me.
• I have done something illegal.
• I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
• I have gone scuba diving.
• I have had major surgery.    
  [*giggle*]
• I have had my hair cut within the last week.    
  [no, but it needs it]
• I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
• I have had the cops called on me. 
  [for an accident I never had!]
• I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t.
• I have kissed someone of the same sex.
• I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past.
• I have mood swings
• I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
  [I KNOW - it's doing it that's difficult]
• I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
• I have rejected someone before.
• I have seen “The Lord of the Rings" trilogy all on the same day.
• I have seen the television show "The O.C."
  [FUCK NO!]
• I have swam in the ocean.
• I have tried sushi.
• I have tried a drug that is illegal.
• I have watched "Sex and the City".
  [yeah, but so what]
• I have watched porn movies.
• I have watched the television show "Sponge bob Square pants".
• I know how to shoot a gun.
• I like being the centre of attention.
• I like eating Ramen noodles.
• I like my handwriting.
• I like Shakespeare.
• I like the taste of blood.
• I like to cook.
  [not that I do much any more, or am any good at it]
• I like to sing.
• I like to vacuum.
• I love learning foreign languages.
• I love Michael Jackson.
• I love my friends.
• I love olives.
• I love rain.
• I love sleeping.
• I love to play computer games.
• I love to shop.
• I miss someone right now.
• I own 100 CDs or more.
• I own a home
• I own and use a library card.
  [6]
• I play a musical instrument.
• I practice a religion that is not considered “mainstream”.
• I read books for pleasure.
• I shave my legs.
• I sleep a lot during the day.
• I strongly dislike maths.
• I think Britney Spears is pretty.
  [y-o-u-v-e got to be joking!]
• I think long strings of HTML code look cool.
• I think sex-work should be legalized.
  [it is here in Australia]
• I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.
• I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
• I was born in a country other than the USA.
  [golly, guess this was written by someone in the USA]
• I watch more TV this year than last year.
  [I have a better TV now]
• I watch MTV on a daily basis.
• I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
• I wear glasses or contact lenses.
• I will try anything once.
• I work at a job that I enjoy.
• I would classify myself as “ghetto”.
• I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
• I like orange kool aid.
• I can name all 7 of the dwarfs from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
  [That's the Disney version - they were never named in the original]
• I like being at school.
  [university / TAFE, yes]
• I always love wearing sweaters.
• I love water polo.
  [?????]
• I am currently wearing socks.
• I am being nostalgic right now.
• I hate summative season.
  [I have no idea what that is]
• I am tired
• I love to paint.
  [!]