laura_seabrook | Me me Meme (Reply)

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If I were a month, I'd be... July (in the southern hemisphere)
If I were a day of the week, I'd be... Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be... 4:21am
If I were a planet, I'd be... Xena (look it up)
If I were a sea animal, I'd be... Seahorse
If I were a direction, I'd be... every direction (is in "she rode off in all directions")
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be... tatty old sofa
If I were a language, I'd be... Double Dutch
If I were a number, I'd be... 1.61803399...
If I were a liquid, I'd be... mercury
If I were a gemstone, I'd be... Opal
If I were a tree, I'd be... pine
If I were a tool, I'd be... um, I may have been called a tool anyway, but... a mattock
If I were a flower, I'd be... violet
If I were a kind of weather... oppressive humidity before a thunder storm
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be... glockenspiel
If I were a colour, I'd be... octo-marine
If I were an emotion, I'd be... sorrow
If I were a fruit, I'd be... queer indeed!
If I were a sound, I'd be... nagging scrape heard only at the audible threshold,
and one that cannot be traced or located
If I were an element, I'd be... eridium
If I were a car, I'd be... on the scrapheap already
If I were a food, I'd be... past my used by date
If I were a place, I'd be... overgrown and seldom visited
If I were a material, I'd... cheese cloth
If I were a taste, I'd be... acidic
If I were a scent, I'd be... musk
If I were an animal, I'd be... put down
If I were an object, I'd be... misplaced
If I were a body part, I'd be... appendix
If I were a facial expression... the edge of fatigue
If I were a song, I'd be... Disintegration or Everybody Wants To Rule The World
If I were a pair of shoes.... hiking boots
If I were a website, I'd be... in the google buffer
If I were a TV show, I'd be... Skyland
If I were an author, I'd be... L. Frank Baum
If I were a painting, I'd be... The Scream