laura_seabrook | Lauraology

A meme, infected by leash_grrl (bugger, I need some silly shit):

Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this with your name followed by "ology".

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Blank - blue screen

Q. How many televisions do you have in your household?
Five: One in my bedroom; one in the lounge room; one in Kevin's workroom; my old B&W in the garden shed, and one in the work shed with a cable cut off waiting to be looked at

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right, though my mum was left handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Appendix, and surplus spongy matter around my urethra.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A shopping bag full of groceries

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Several times.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Probably not.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I did change my name. You looking at it right now.

Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Black

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
I no longer know what that is. Can I have the $100 anyway?

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
NO.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
Yes, but Live Journal would be separate.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
After I lost weight, yes.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
My boarder Kevin might, but not me.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Only if they willingly and freely wanted their life taken.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
Mobile phone cord.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
Who knows - not me.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet and Lino

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I own 7 pairs of Thongs

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you?
Kellie, Kevin's ex-girlfrien

Q: Last person who called you?
Noni - Jennie's social worker

Q: Person you hugged?
SIGH

FAVOURITOLOGY

Q: Number?
3.14

Q: Season?
Autumn

Q: Colour?
Indigo

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
My Aunt, My Grandmothers, and others

Q: Mood?
Rushed

Q: Listening to?
Time Team

Q: Watching?
Time Team

Q: Worrying about?
Everything

Q: Wearing?
Clothes - they make the days warmer
(track pants and black t-shirt, spectacles and garden hat)

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
The toilet

Q: What can you not wait to do?
it can all wait, i think

Q: Do you smile often?
Not as much as I would like

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Too much so