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I posted the lyrics to this a while ago:

Album Cover...and I didn't expect any videos from this album (Captain Lockheed and the Starfighters)!

And look, more stuff by Bob Calvert and Mick Farren too!

Date: 2008-03-14 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shelleybear.livejournal.com
Aside from the fact that the "...Lockheed.." was a near perfect video,

Officer: Is that makeup you're wearing?

Recruit: No sir.

Officer: Are you sure that's not makeup.

Recruit: Makeup sir?

Officer: Makeup. Makeup. You know what makeup is. It's what ladies wear.

Recruit: Not all ladies wear makeup sir.

Officer: Well what's that black stuff around your eyes. Is that mascara?

Recruit: All right. I can see it's no good lying to you. I confess. It is mascara. Only a little bit.

Officer: What on Earth for?

Recruit: It's my mother sir.

Officer: Your mother?

Recruit: You see my mother was the first woman to fly the Atlantic in a (pause) Gaseo Glider.

Officer: A Gaseo Glider?

Recruit: A machine of my father's invention. You see he was too much of a professional aeronautical inventor to actually fly it himself, so my mother took it, and tried to fly it singlehanded across the Atlantic.

Officer: What happened?

Recruit: She...she crashed. Spun down into the sea and was never seen again. They found only her false eyelashes, floating. And so, you see, ever since I have worn mascara in her sacred memory.

Date: 2008-03-14 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laura-seabrook.livejournal.com
Ah yes, I remember those lyrics well!

Very well then, but don't let teh C.O. catch you wearing makeup on parade (or words to that effect)
Edited Date: 2008-03-14 01:12 pm (UTC)

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