Star Trek as a "Carry On" film?
Jul. 9th, 2007 12:39 pm![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mycosys just referred to some comic he'd found that seemed like a cross between Star Wars Episode I, Star Trek and the Carry On films.
This put me to thinking, if there were such a carry on film - a version of Star Trek - who would play which role? Here's my guesses:
| ROLE | ACTOR |
| Commanding Officer (Kirk) | Sid James |
| Science Officer (Spock) | Charles Hawtrey or Kenneth Williams |
| Chief Medical Officer (McCoy) | Kenneth Williams or Charles Hawtrey or Jim Dale |
| Nurse (Chapel) | Barbara Windsor |
| Communications (Uhura) | Hattie Jacques |
| Chief Engineer (Scotty) | Jim Dale |
| Helmsman (Sulu) | Kenneth Connor |
| Navigator (Chekov) | Peter Butterworth |
| Yeoman (Rand) | Valerie Leon / Patsy Rowlands |
| Security (red shirts et al) | Eric Barker / Harry H Corbett / Bernard Cribbins |
| Federation Admirals | Terry Scott / Jon Pertwee |
| Federation Officials | Bob Monkhouse / Leslie Phillips |
| Conniving Civilian | Phil Silvers |
| Civilian Woman in position of Power | Joan Sims |
| Klingon Villain (Koth, Kolos?) | Frankie Howerd |
| Visionary Scientist who 'gets it wrong' | William Hartnell or Charles Hawtrey |
I imagine the plot would be reminiscent of Carry On up the Khyber and Carry On Jack.
